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 03.05.2017
How proud were our friends when they brought Newfoundland! Growing up huge, frightening sizes of dogs. We went to the field, worked with him, all the teams knew the dogs. Once, while the owners were at work, the apartment was besieged. Wash everything, even your shoes. With such a guard. By miracle, the police found the thieves. For the sake of interest, they asked, why did the tattoos curl the masters? The thieves said, “He got it with his clothes, he wears it in his teeth, he ticks his nose until he was dressed, he is not behind.” As I dressed, I went to sleep right away.
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