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 03.05.2017
I recently put my wife’s phone for sale.

A simple Chinese, the price maker put the average.

The first week was silent. Then a couple of calls and also by.

Here is he. The call. Not a local number.



The man quickly asked what and how with the phone, I in turn, remembering that I could not find his native headphones and charging, told this to a potential buyer.

To what I got the answer, he said a poof. I have exactly the same phone and wild I like it, I can't directly. But he broke down and didn’t want to change it for anything. I want to buy yours.



Strange, the phone is like that. Analogue of sea. He doesn’t even think about trading.

So, he says, I live in Moscow and need to send the phone by mail.

I know 100% where it is going :)

But because I’m interested in this kind of fraudulent schemes (just curiosity), I didn’t hang the telephone, but continued the conversation, agreeing to send the phone, after a 100% prepayment on the card.

- Of course, I'll send you now (here I'm ready), give us the card number.

Just a number?

Yes of course.

I send the card number. I look forward to the start of the "Bank refused to transfer" "Send a confirmation code" and bla bla bla.

Not just the card number.



The money comes in two days. I sit in the car, go to the post office and send a phone to someone.
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