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 05.05.2017
I am doing repairs in the purchased apartment, a long-time acquaintance calls and says:
- I will be in the night in Lubberz by pass, nothing if I stay at you? You ask...

I went to meet her, the thimble, and there the courtyards, and the hammer rolled in the hallway,
In a strange way, I caught him. I approach the station and see:
Three kinds of muddy heroes, slightly dispersed, approach me.
I got a hammer. There was a weak hope, maybe they were afraid.

Here, like in the movie, the brakes of the Mentov UAZik were blown up, and everyone was packed.
Captain on the survey - well you give a guy! Those three in the federal search,
We are sending them now. What about the hammer?

So, I say, the city is unknown, so I took it.
He takes this old hammer, and there the iron part from the pen jumps.
The captain nodded his head and said,
Would you go like that and then kick off the stick?

The end was good, in the same beetle, my friend and I were thrown back to the apartment.
And the hammer, take your hammer!
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