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 05.05.2017
The children’s play room. The woman-administrator paid the cost to the base in the column "100 rubles. and loss.” We ask the next day: what is this loss? She tells: Yesterday, after all the activities, already under the evening, she cleansed.



A young man is frightened and speaks. We were here at the party, and I got 100 rubles. It was in the pocket. It fell somewhere, please look for it. In the end, it is 100 rubles from the box. I told him that he "does not stand on the soul", and in the process of cleaning thought to find. But in the end, I never found it. Could any of the guests have made the discovery?



A week later I was working, and a guy runs, almost the same story. It has already been 200 rubles. “Please look for.” I say come in, look for yourself, I am going to clean up. And here’s five minutes later, he’s like, almost roasted: “I can’t find. My mother told me that after the holiday I would buy tea, milk, honey.



I immediately realized that this was the boy. I ask the phone, I can call my mom so she doesn’t argue about losing her. He does not know at all (and he goes to second class). Then he invited him to go to the store and buy him this set. We go to the store, we go in, let me think I will buy the best honey... I take a cheap pot, show him my choice... and he is not! He fled, the fucking man.
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