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 07.05.2017
What do you know about optimism?
My grandmother, who lived on the 2nd floor, suffered from bronchitis in the winter. The doctor advised her to walk in the pine forest to strengthen her health. Before the forest to walk far, the grandmother brought the brains to the grandchildren and they planted her under the window on a pebble of pine. (a plant of 40 centimeters in height). The next day, a grandmother from the 3rd floor came to the Chairman and demanded that the pine be transplanted, because when the tree grows, it will be dark for her, and the ophthalmologist forbade her from reading and watching TV in the dark.
Both grandmothers are 80 years old.
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