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 01.02.2009
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The year 1995.



You are a fool, Mom. Who holds money in currency? There is indeed

Hermes, First voucher fund, MMM finally!



The year 1998.



You are a fool, Mom. Who holds the money in the Chara Bank? There is indeed

and decent banks. “Imperial”, “Russian Credit” finally.



The year 2008. The January.



You are a fool, Mom. Who is buying dollars? There are actions.

VTB, Sberbank, PIFs are different.



The year 2008. The June.



You are a fool, Mom. Who holds the money in VTB shares? Buy the rubles.

Believe in TV at least once in your life.



The year 2008. The July.



You are a fool, Mom. Take the oil futures immediately. In the thin

Gazprom and Rosneft shares. Save money in kilocalories, soon

The Winter!



The year 2008. of October.



You are a fool, Mom. Blue chips are the investor’s death. only

Moscow real estate will save your savings.



The year 2008. The December.



You are a fool, Mom. Who will buy your unconstructed apartment?

and Mitino? Only dollars, dollars and dollars.



The year 2008. The January.



Report of the suspect in the murder of his son-in-law

Citizens of Khudyakova Serafima Ivanovna:

“Mom, stupid, stupid, stupid...Dura was my daughter when I got married for this.

The foolishness. Doctor of Economic Sciences, worked in the government.

The Prime Minister advised. Fuck you all!”
Source: http://www.anekdot.ru/an/an0901/o090131;1.html
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