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 11.05.2017
Probably everyone has/has had such a teacher when he laughs with the whole group over your answer, and after a minute puts “2” in the journal. He was very greedy for marks.

Here we had, an old man over 70 years old hardened, with a whispering laugh, as if not dirty, 40-year-old, iron doors open. The old man, who somewhere in the subconscious still lives a little sense of humor, course on 2, taught us the criminal process.

Each couple Dima sat in front of him, in order to at least somehow remember for 1 year of the subject taught, because the knowledge and desire to learn had him "so for himself". And then, after 1 year, it was time for consultation before the exam. The teacher came, sat down at the table, looked heavy at our group (30 people) and said with a thin, rough, screeching voice: "The exam will be long and difficult, half of you will not pass it. It will only give up the dim.” Seeing Dima’s eyes shining from happiness and misunderstanding, he later added: “Héhe, I’m joking. “Do not give up”

All the good teachers

by Pi. by Sy. Everybody gave up the first time. Even the smoke.
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