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 01.02.2009
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XXX is
Yesterday, he decided to put the yogurt on the carniz outside the window for the night to drink a cooled drink in the morning. He accidentally stumbled onto a cage above the first floor.
I live on the third. If he had lived on the second, his hand would have reached. half the first time. And for him who lives under me, the light is burning. I call the directory. A girl calls.
I explain her the situation, I say it is too late. Maybe I'll come in the morning and take a bottle, and it's for me so I don't sleep - come now

YYYY
So what?
Is it at the hotel?

XXX is
Yes Yes

XXX is
I come to her, she is watching the telecast. This is an ordinary girl in a home sporting suit. I apologize again - I climb to her on the window and get a bottle.

YYYY
And all?

XXX is
Then I leave and wish you a peaceful night. And she says to me, "Can you drink tea?" and smiles and cares so carelessly on her hair. And I her. You are a girl. It’s time for the first half of sleep. She says to me: “Well sleep so sleep” and smiles again and looks at me waiting.
I turned and left. And when I walked through the hallway, she cried out to me for some reason "Idiot!!!and "

YYYY
seriously?

XXX is
Strange girl
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Wow, let me tell you that he’s a fairy dude.
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