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 18.05.2017
About the "Out of Meat"
I work in a doctorship, pediatric focus of narrow specialization. Preference for certain types of food (sweet, protein, spicy) in our area is symptomatic.
Well so here.
99 out of 100 moms on the question "Does a child love sweets?" answer "All children love sweets!" “What is it that eats from sweets?” – “And we do not give, for it is harmful!” In the case of in-depth inquiries, it is revealed that bananas, curaca and honey are not "sweet" in their understanding. Well, well, yes... pancreatic, of course, the way to make a certain molecule archived, yes. The fact that the potato pure is one solid starch and essentially the same sugar (which is told in the 5th grade of school, so, by the way) these fools have not heard.
With meat – the same fucking "meat he doesn’t eat! I don’t eat at all!" Cottlets, sausages, peelings, pizza with sausage and the sausage itself, fish, chicken, crab sticks and even shishel is not meat. Meat, according to moms, is exclusively pork. And the cocklets from this same pig have nothing to do with meat.
So if a momm begins to talk about the fact that her child "do not eat meat", you need to worry about her right away and from a high bell. She has a cerebral placenta.
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