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 02.02.2009
“All roads lead to Rome” and “All roads lead to Rome”.

Russians are much more experienced than Russians. Including the quantity

“Legal ways to withdraw money.”

I heard this from one of the tens of thousands of victims, a friend of mine.

The Italian. Lighting systems in Italy are equipped with a violation photography system.

This means that when passing the red light, the offender will soon receive a letter.

documented offence and payment receipt

The fine is about 100-200 euros. In the suburbs of Milan in a short time

Approximately 35,000 such fines were issued. The drivers felt

the press, the television, and soon it became clear that

lighting works in a very interesting mode - the length of the yellow

The signal was less placed (1 - 2.5 seconds instead of 3 - 5 seconds).

Therefore, the car entering the crossroads at the ending green,

It was photographed at the crossroads already under a red signal.

Law enforcement agencies, examining the clever lighting, found that

the installation was carried out by a supplier of equipment which is not

only received money for the service of lighting, but also 25% of the

every penalty.

So our haishniks are just loose, compared to the Italian ones.

A! Forgot about the happy end: the culprits were punished, the money was returned to everyone.
Source: http://www.anekdot.ru/an/an0902/o090201;1.html
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