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 19.05.2017
I went to the pedinstude with a friend to help him with the exams. To do it really, I was going to the military school, - told me a known Lieutenant Colonel.



In order to be there, I had to file papers with him and take exams. I helped him and I passed three exams perfectly, I was preparing for the military. I feel - I swim, another exam and I pass. Need to do something urgently.



At the final exam, I give the teacher a clean sheet and say, “I don’t know anything, put two! He looked at my documents, saw three “excellent” and insisted:

I will not put! I will give you another chance!

I don’t need your chance, I don’t know anything, put two!

"Because you're so nervous, you probably know something, so I'll give you three in advance! This is enough for entry! I was pleased with the teacher.



I realized it was big! I tear him out, I don’t let him put three, and he gets another. I took my papers and shouted:

Put in two! I will not study here anyway.

They don’t believe me, the whole commission is persuading me. Say, over-nervous, it happens, calm down and make a reasonable decision.



I barely broke them to put me down. They put it, but they looked at me hopefully until the last, thinking that I would change my mind.



I went out and breathed relieved, decided never to walk on such thin ice again.
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