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 20.05.2017
Five years ago, I went to a shop in Kiev, “Selpo”.
Swirling my eyebrows, I check the amount on the cheque and at the bottom of the cheque I read the wish "Smile - the world will smile to you." And immediately the eyebrows got up, the mood improved, the worry about the money spent somewhere disappeared. Immediately remembered the old charmers with puppets, who for a small amount of money pulled the clove from the hat twisted papers with predictions.

I wanted to jump here the next time.
He deliberately praised marketers for such a finding, and began to think about where such wishes came from at the box office. I came to the conclusion that the network has a database for this, from which the cashier accidentally or in turn takes the necessary lines.

The new product soon came to buyers, and the Selpo network began to print ordinary cheques.
But wishes, predictions and even astrological predictions on checks began to print stores of other chains.

Why these memories?
Here is what.

On May 14, when the leisurely people watched their naked ass at Eurovision 2017, the 112th channel showed a 5-minute story in which the former head of the Department of the Ministry of Internal Affairs of Ukraine for the fight against drug trafficking Ilya Kiva demonstrated the cheque received in the store with the inscription "POROSHENKO M*DAK DONBASS RULIT". Dry by the anger of noble indignation, he quoted the inscription on the check five times, to a considerable pleasure of the TV viewers. There was a chain reaction on the network. On Twitter and Instagram, the hashtag #poroshenkomadok appeared. The check itself has become the internet’s memo.

The next day after the Eurovision, the President’s Administration learned about the incident and called the SBU to find out and punish the culprits. Detectives ran into the office of the trading network, seized servers, but naturally found nothing, because as soon as the noise began, the guys lost everything unnecessary in the databases.

After that, a questioning of witnesses (programmers) began on how this could have happened.

The first programmer said that it was the fault of the Russian hackers who hacked the cash machine and forced it to print this ugliness.

The second has expressed the opinion that this is a business of the hands of Americans, who through Windows collect information about users, recording every click on the keyboard, and that in this way the CIA expressed Trump’s dissatisfaction with the policy of the Ukrainian authorities.

The third was convinced that it was the fault of the taxpayer, who via the internet channels in the online mode receives from the cash machines information about the amount of revenue and VAT paid. And while the cash machine wandered the internet, he looked at the Kremlin propaganda videos and became a separatist.

The fourth accused the Koreans, who produced the cash machine in accordance with the requirements of the fiscal service of Ukraine, and equipped it with artificial intelligence. What is Artificial Intelligence? This is the ability to independently browse websites, analyze the information obtained and make appropriate conclusions.

“So what, the cash machine is smarter than the average Ukrainian?” – exclaimed the shattered investigator.
Source: https://www.anekdot.ru/an/an1705/o170519.html#9
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