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 20.05.2017
in the mail. Delivery of packages. It is an intelligent type of man.

Here is his turn, and he turns to the operator:

I need a package from Krasnodar, please see.

The name?

The Eplans.

The operator looks at the computer and then answers:

No, I haven’t come yet. The next!

— Wait, — the man begins to worry, — it can’t be. Must come already! Please look again!

- Yes, no, - after the re-check the operator says, - man, do not delay my turn!

I must say, she has to come!

Give me your passport, I may have made a mistake in my name.

When he opened his passport, he exclaimed:

Why did you not specify that your name is written by "P"? ! to
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