I was on a trolleybus yesterday. The weather is cold, so you need to get there faster. a drunk lady (aged 40) the conductor says to her - pay for the trip. She is not, there is no money. Then go out. I won’t go out, it’s cold. They began to argue, barely until the fight came, pushed, quarreled. The conductor no longer knows what to do with it and says why me "well what you stand like a pillar, do something" I was a little confused and asked "what do you suggest me do? And then I had the thought in my brain that I needed to go out at the next stop and you can get a little bit off and then calmly get out of the trolleybus, without burning out of shame. And I declared loudly, by the force given to me by the conductor, I proclaim myself the sheriff of this trolleybus. You are arrested, my hands are asleep. You have the right to keep silent."(I paint the gun with my fingers and tick it in her direction) and who could think, she really put her hands behind her back with a shaggy look... (people in the salon are headed at the glass from laughter) Well, I take off the shirt and wrap her hands with an important look. Then the bus comes to the stop, I calmly take her out, take my shirt and go on with my business.