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 25.05.2017
Our teaching of general biology is a big troll. First class, a lot of peers, a lot of guests from near abroad. There is a question in the audience:
Students who answer correctly will be counted with the machine. Who created life?
by Allah! The Tajiks shouted.
The Lord God! A couple of baptists. The biologist tactically silenced.
The good guys! The good guys! Rejoiced the predecessor. They all answered correctly: no one created life on earth!

Baptists, by the way, abandoned the machine, surrendered themselves. The gift of fate was accepted without embarrassment.
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