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 28.05.2017
Students of Jurfaq. A professor of criminal law, an old professor, liked to ask students questions about sexual crimes. And since the ability to express themselves on this subject in legal terms in secondary students was not yet sufficiently sophisticated, they mostly answered in the usual everyday language (of course, avoiding obscene words), in connection with which classes were usually very fun.
For example, a student professor asked:
From what moment of the rape the legislator qualifies the actions of the subject as the completed composition of the crime?
The student, a boy from a deaf village, shuddered and, lowering his eyes, replied:
Well, that’s short from the moment he pulled out of her and tears from her.
A common mistake. In fact, from the moment of at least partial introduction by the subject of the crime of the penis in the vagina of the victim, the rape should already be qualified not as an attempt to commit a crime, but as a completed crime, and regardless of whether or not the criminal was able to further complete the sexual act by ejaculation. Well, and if you speak in your language, then from the moment he walked on her and swallowed in her at least the tip.

Another student, who had carefully studied the Criminal Code, once asked the professor:
- Here, in my opinion, two articles of the C.C. contradict each other. For example, the first punishes for sexual intercourse with a person who has not reached sexual maturity, while the age of reaching such maturity the law determines 16 years. But here is another article, about disgraceful acts, so they are criminally punishable against persons who have not reached the age of 18, and it is stated that the demonstration of the genitals also refers to disgraceful acts. I have a question: if the law does not prohibit a person from having sex with a 16-year-old, then why does the law prohibit him from showing her a penis for another two years?
Indeed, in the Criminal Code of the RSFSR of 1966 there was such a mismatch. The group laughed, and the student praised for observation.
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