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 30.05.2017
When a 5-year-old daughter asked me where she came from, I replied that she was in my stomach, and then was born, without any details, but I believe that stories like "aist brought" is not worth telling... She was then at the grandmother's visits, a neighbor came. A neighbor, a neighbor.

Why do you have a big stomach?

I don’t know, I eat a lot.

D: You probably have a little one there, right?

C: Well you, the kids in the cabbage are found, I was found there.

D: Oh, what, my mom gave birth and threw you out in the garden???? to
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