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 01.06.2017
From the Beautiful:
A friend travels with his family to Cyprus for 2 months, there he has relatives with whom he can stay. He travels there regularly, once a year, and since everything is not smooth with medicine on site, and all this is not free, he is looking for an insurance company to buy insurance. Last year there was an insurance case, the wife became ill, as a result of insurance they were accepted only in the state. in the clinic, where she, in a semi-conscious state, standing, holding her dropper in her hands "treated". The police refused to issue medicines, took cash, issued checks and sent them to the insurance company for compensation. For almost a year, it has been decided how much the insurance case was. Not the essence. This time, taught by the bitter experience, the comrade first thing is interested in the office - how to solve the issue with the clinic on the spot on insurance, so as not to pay the bull, there is insurance! The girl at the end explains that you need to call them, they decide whether an insurance case, and then decide with the clinic that they will pay them, well, this is all as long as you throw off the horses, the process is not fast naturally. In the question,
- But I am sick, I call an ambulance, they require a lot of money, and I have no cash to pay, what to do? He gets a brilliant answer:
Well, you do not go to Cyprus to get sick, everything will be okay!
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