A few stories that happened at the time I was working in the monobrand telecommunications salon Tele2. This was the period of the "color line of tariffs" - orange, turquoise and so on.



History of 1:

I need a SIM card to call from Tele2 to Tele2 for free.

I can offer a blue price. In this tariff...

Do you think I look like a gay girl? What other blue? Almost as blue. This option is not suitable!

In addition to blue, there is a pink one, but there is a pink one.

Are you mocking?



The story 2:

I need to pay for my phone once a month and that’s all.

I can offer one of the tariffs of the line "black". You pay once a month and you are provided with internet, minutes and SMS.

It arranges. But it only needs to be called another color, not black.

...??? to

I know, the coat is black. The black internet is too much. Tell your bosses that they need to change their policies, otherwise they will constantly lose clients.



History of 3:

Is there a game on this phone?

There is a snake.

Then show me another where there is no snake.

But you can just not play it.

Girl, I am a religious man. The serpent is a symbol of Satan.



The story 4:

- Girl, and your boss what you thought when the black sims did. So tell me, if a black sink fell on a black carpet, how do I look for it? So how?

Did you lose your sim? Then you can just do a duplicate.

I have lost nothing. I just want to know what logic the people who released the black sims followed and why they didn’t think about people whose apartments had black carpets!

But there may be a white carpet in the apartment, and the white carpet on it will also be lost, or a yellow carpet and a yellow carpet.

I didn’t think...and what to do then?

Well, you can, for example, put a bright sticker on a simka. You know such mini-pricers for shops, acid flowers.

Hm... and you are right. thank you!