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 08.06.2017
Yesterday I sat at work, my wife and daughter (4 years) at home. The daughter calls from her wife’s phone and cries.
I: What has happened?
My daughter was scared
I: Where is my mom?
The daughter is lying on the bed.

I have panic, bricks and shit.

It turned out that the daughter slept badly, her mother sat down to calm her down. She fell asleep next to the bed. The girl then woke up in a bad mood.
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