We were hired by a lawyer.

Naturally, she needed a new computer with everything attached. The head talks: buy the easiest, for writing text and work on the Internet, thousands at 9 for the system block, and order it personally at the company N where it has a backbone.

They bring in a week.

I unpack, turn on, and here the writing machine and does not smell!

The Core Duo 2. 66, 8800GT, 2 gigas 800th memory, 500GB screw, Asus P5KR.

Nifga himself, I think, the boss got the retreat.

I get an honestly disassembled disk with a screw, plug into the computer, bet WinXP. And no, 79% of the installation began to send somewhere away. I reboot, write - no screw. Fun, I think, a new computer and immediately problems, I wanted to take in the warranty, but I thought, I was an engineer or where?

I open, the fan on the video card is all in dust. It saddened me, I was seen standing on the window for a long time. Replaced the shelf, everything worked, broke the screw, formatted, put the system. There is a call from the company N: "We mistakenly gave you the wrong computer, return it!"

I come to the office, the seller wildly apologizes and says that the computer was brought for repair. Nothing, I say, I have already repaired it and even installed the system! The seller grabs his head with the words, “This computer was brought by a accountant, and there was a database!”

and oh.