An open event in the kindergarten. The teacher asks questions. According to a carefully rehearsed scenario, the children raise their hands and react boldly. Everything is boring and uniform. Only one boy was not at the rehearsals, nor does he want to accept the role assigned to him. He raises his hand on all questions, but the teacher ignores him. Finally, he breaks out of patience and after asking the teacher, “Why was the duck called ugly?” he jumps up and cries loudly, “Because he is a toilet!” The hall explodes with a wild whistle. Not funny was only the teacher and the mother of the boy, who, reddened, ran out into the corridor.