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Rational Behavior of Animals in a Scientific Environment



I watched a popular video with a puppy and thought about how often animals

They behave humanly. Even better than people. More reasonably, in

In any case.



I already wrote once that we had a tradition in the Moscow laboratory.

Take a cat from Vivaldi. First, it is nice to save from death at least one.

Secondly, it’s nice when there’s always someone in the right place.

Location of Spirit. It was the time of the crazy popularity of the film.

Carlson, so the cat was named, of course, Matilda, by home -

by Motta.



We didn’t let Motya out on the street, so that she’t get stuck again by the livemakers.

However, many biologists know that a cat needs to write and tick. Writing

Motha in the shell, but we didn’t blame her for it, because it was the same.

In the evening, our laborant Rabil did (despite all the warnings)

to do so). Where she went, nobody knew. Yes, to be honest,

Were we not so clever in mind to fight for this revelation?

The secrets. I don’t see any shit, thank God.



It happened that a few months after the incarnation of Matilda

The chief decided to arrange a grand review of our scientific results.

Everyone was ordered to appear not only with tables and charts, but also with

The original tape of autographers. Each of us gathered this.

primary material, and suddenly from the corner where the scientific table was located

The officer of Leonid Grigoryevich, terrible, tragic screams were heard. We are

All immediately fled and found Leonid Grigorievich in the state of groggy.



It turns out that Matilda has long used a statue as a toilet

film with the results of the works of Leonid Grigoryevich She immediately realized that

He is the only one who does not analyze his results.

that he does not care about them, but just folds the tape on the floor in a stack, not

Giving them no attention. However, the precautionary cat did not become

just hurt the tapes, and the nails cut off the pieces on the perforation, and

Picking on them, she grabbed the paper and wrapped it into pounds. The fountains

These with the content she caught deep under Leonid’s laboratory closet.

of Grigoryevich.



Where is Motka? Where is this shit? Revel Leonid Grigoryevich, sadly

And the heavens, if they are righteous,

It didn’t even smell. But the clever bastard has long been hiding in someone.

Underground, and what could she change, even if she wanted?



I must say, we experienced mixed feelings, not knowing whose side.

into this conflict. Our engineer Vladimir

Nikolayevich arrived at the scene a little late.



“Lene,” he said, “I’ve told you long ago that your results...

by Fuck. Look at them again and you will see that I am right.



I remember this case left to me and to the other scientists.

Some selfish and warm feelings. It is good that Matilda

I did not choose you as the most impotent and lazy. Good word and

The cat is pleasant.