Down the ears of the macaron monster!

“Sorry guys, but cremate somehow not in a Christian way... So you can and in no way offend the Orthodox who are not involved in a man.”

First, the Orthodox hierarchs have repeatedly publicly explained that the RPC is not against cremation at all.
Secondly, try in Peter (until the focus of the Orthodox city!) Buried in the grave of an ordinary citizen. No bribe or bribe - and don't hope. If it does not "deserve" it will be burned.
And if in your castle the pop is rubbing about "not in a Christian way," know: he is absolutely certain to share with the cemetery mafia. And his level in this deal is not higher than the rope.