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 03.07.2017
But I remembered the story of how Nikita attacked old sects. He goes to the store and meets two elderly ladies:
“Let us tell you about our Lord Jesus.
Let me tell you about him myself! My husband parked.
The old women agreed. But in order to speak of the New Testament, we must begin with the Old. When Nikita reached Septuaginta and Rabbi Akiva, the grandmothers suspected that they may have agreed somewhat recklessly.
- This is all, of course, very interesting, - interrupted the monologue one, - but what do you think about this question? And in short?
In short, I think Jesus was a crap boy, and it wasn’t worth hitting his nails in his hands and feet.
The grandmothers are:
Jesus was not a boy.
“Well, even if Jesus is not a boy for you, then I don’t know what to talk to you about. And went away.
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