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 07.07.2017
I often don’t understand why people go on a tour if they initially don’t like anything, nothing is interesting, everything is annoying.
We go to the Sahara on a comfortable bus. Behind me is a roaring aunt. Her everything is not so – the bus, the guide, the view from the window.
– Dear friends, – the guide addresses the tourists. We will stop near the oasis. Those who want to go out and see a small zoo and a show with floaters, you need to pay 6 dinars.
“Why do I need a zoo?” whispered Tohana behind me. The Local! I went to the Moscow Zoo. We even have rats!
How do you use finishing? Ask the guide. Now I will tell you how you can eat them together with almonds.
“Why do I have finishes, I have a lump,” the Thohan whispers behind me.
I can’t stand it, I turn around to look at such a whirling and dissatisfied creature.
This is not a girl, but a 20-year-old girl.
Tohana, it’s not age. It is a state of soul. Some people get older from birth.
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