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 11.07.2017
Once there was a joke "If Microsoft started producing cars..."

For Ford owners with Sync by Microsoft, this is a harsh truth.
If Bluetooth fails, the fastest way to restart the magnet:
1st Turn the box into a parking lot or neutral
2nd Drain the engine.
Three Open the front door (no need to go out)
4 is Close the door (optional)
5 is Start the engine
6 is Continuing the movement

The option to reboot through the menu was added 3 years after the first release and takes three times more time than the procedure described above.
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