Today was in the Magnit shop, paid for the purchases in the self-service box, took the check and headed to the exit. On the way to the exit in an attempt to squeeze the check into my pocket accidentally dropped it, then raised it and again stuck in my pocket and here a woman of 40 years of age runs sharply to me. I am I, I am a woman.

J: That is what I wore!

I: What, forgive me?

Give it to me, please, it is mine!

I: Are you sure?

Give it faster!

I: Emm.. well hold it (I get the check out of my pocket and stretch it out)

A: Oh, it’s a check, I thought money, goodbye!

I: O_o



P. S. What was it?