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 08.08.2017
Why can't you fuck off the flesh?
So, fucking, for some time, it will swim nearby, and also, with a high probability, it will be melted along the boundary. And, here, if the flesh is barbed, then the shit will surely pull under the flesh, knock in the gaps between the bars, and it will smell the whole alloy. But, it’s still a jerk, in order to jerk off the flesh without a special device, you’ll have to ask someone to hold you by the hand, here... the hands get dull faster than the person is dull. And if you are tied to a rope or fixed in another way, then a motorcycle with babies will inevitably emerge from some canal and they will not delicately turn away, they will yell: "Hi shit!and :)

In my opinion, we then came to the view that it was most efficient to prepare paper bags and throw them into them, then throwing them either to the shore or to feed the fish. But in the second case, weighers may be needed, so that it does not float.

333: you can throw in other boats and boats when meeting. The journey will be even more exciting.

444: The Pursuit! :D

555: These will be whole water battles. Insulted by the fever will go to abortion - joke the jokers.

666: This is how the pirate wars began.
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