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 10.02.2009
A girlfriend calls. She makes all the gestures showing me to go out "smoked". Well, I think I’m talking babies here to listen to that. has gone out. After 10 minutes I look into the room to pick up the disc, and I hear her say to the telephone:
- I can't get to the throat at all, I have a vomiting reflex at once...
What a fucking thing, I never had it. and further:
I’m also better than the ambassador.
Well, I can’t stand it, and shout to the whole room:
Who do you have the sushi there?? to
You’d see the expression of my girlfriend’s face, who then walked on the floor in a 15 minute hysteria.
It turned out that she was talking about the inhaler from a sore throat, and it was better to suck her pastils...
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