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 15.08.2017
I spoke a few days ago with a friend on the topic of “theft concepts” in our country. He told me a story that happened to him about 5 years ago.



It stands in a local small provincial town store. A few people in turn. He feels like someone is digging in his back pocket. He turned and managed to catch the guy who pulled his phone out. He sharply struck the thief on the floor and broke his hand. It looked like an 18-year-old guy. My friend tells the saleswoman to call the police, and then the thief will say, “Please, I didn’t know! I did not want! Please let go! I am not specifically! I will go home! Well please!”



My friend quietly listens to it and asks again to call the police. The seller depended. After 30 seconds, a conversation begins between everyone (there were two other men and one woman in the store):

Let him go. I was wrong once. Not in jail, the seller started talking, and then they picked up everything.

Leave the boy, why break his life?

Yes let go. The first time. He will immediately go to prison. He is very young.



And so on, my friend is waiting in full swing. At that moment a girl came into the store. He asked what had happened and then called the police. The only adequate person among the others present. Then the saleswoman calls her employer:

- Ivan Ivanovich (name invented), come here, here is DRAKA.



Ivan Ivanovich arrives faster than the police (minutes in 4). He sees my friend sitting on a guy. Without a scandal, he clarifies what happened. He then asks the seller why she didn’t call the police. Something went wrong (“Well, how about,” “Why right away”). After a short time, law enforcement officials come and take the guy along with my friend. All the buyers dropped before they knew what was going on. Fortunately, there was a camera in the store.
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