I look very Asian. My mother tongue is Russian. It has succeeded. I still freely master Persian proverbs. Recently, for example, I learned that I could communicate freely with the Khazars. This population lives in Afghanistan. It was quite explicit in Iran. For this reason, there were a lot of cascades. I will tell you one of them.



The case was in Dubai.

I go into the elevator. There are two Russian speakers with me. By the way they communicate, they are friends. Something is discussed. One notices in the hands of the other a box with a new perfume.

Have you bought Lea?

and ah.

The original?

and ah.

You are chasing. Heaven at these won (turns to my side) in the Chinese center bought.

The guy with the ghosts proves that it is original.

The Chinese shit. In the basement, where the thread in the bottles these saucers...- issued the expert, then held a pause turned to me, and looking in the eyes expecting a complete misunderstanding from my side, added

The truth is?

I do not know. I answered.

The expert said, and swallowed loudly. And then insecurely added, already referring to “you”

Do you think original?

Probably the most. I answered, I went still. In the corner, a guy with spirits quietly whispered.