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 21.08.2017
Repair of equipment, in particular computers. Customers give my mobile number to other people.
Message from an unknown number:
“Shan, here we were sitting with you, everything was fine. The next day the computer broke off. 1-2 minutes and out.
I did not know who was on the number. With whom did you sit, when? But I write in response to check the temperature of the processor in the BIOS.
SMS response: -"104 degrees in 2 minutes. The radiator collapsed. I will now transfer the paste and fix it.”
A couple of hours later: “Sanya, all OK. Go to Lenin to drink beer!”
I am in extension. In our city there is no Lenin street, no monument, nothing to do with Lenin. I said, “Please introduce yourself. Sorry, I never understood who I was talking to.”
Answer: “Damn, the number is confusing. Thank you for the advice!”
Source: https://www.anekdot.ru/release/story/day/2017-08-19/#902264
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