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 24.08.2017
I work in the corporate division of the bank. Loans to legal persons. A customer call is not a phone call. Next I – (I) the customer – (K)



I: Good morning, how can I help?

Q: Hi, my name is Oleg, I need a loan for business development!

I: Tell me in more detail what you would like.

Q: Loan 50-60 million rubles, buy a business center for renting offices!

I: I have understood. Tell us about your business. What is the legal and organizational form of a person?

Q: I do not have a face and business, I am a start-up entrepreneur. I told you I need to develop.

I: Unfortunately, without an existing legal entity, talking about such a loan will be problematic.

Money is needed in a week! When should I open your face? ? to Let me open it later!

I: Hey, Oleg... It’s not going to happen so quickly in any arrangement. In this case, I recommend taking a private loan.

Q: The meaning? ? to Does the state support entrepreneurs or not?

I: I support it of course. But there are certain requirements for this.

Q: What are the other requirements? You see, the idea is great! Yes, in 2 years I will return all the grandmothers and buy another business center!

I: Oleg, understand, if it were so easy, everyone around would become entrepreneurs...

Q: I don’t know why you’re still sitting there in your bank.

I: Oleg, unfortunately, will not work out. This bank is exactly.

Q: What a country this is... No one can give money for such a project! I will write a letter to the President.

Good luck Oleg.



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