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 12.02.2009
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It is rhinoplasty. Former fighter, naked skull, height below 1.90, neck

It flies with the back, well, and, of course, the tatar. The eyes are very kind.

Rinatik, with all his genres, has a lot of childish character.

For example, if he sees a rope somewhere, it must be for her.

by Dernet. Well, you have to find out what it is she hangs here and what will happen,

If you pull for her.

The ambulance now. I went to a restaurant with Rihanna. Very good restaurant.

The staff is trained to impossibility. A towel through a pen.

"what do you want" and so on.

After eating and drinking, we head out when the restaurant was already closed.

The Wardrobe. And there, as a detail of the interior, hangs a ship bell,

Or, in a maritime sense, Rinda. And once it hangs, it must, of course, be hit.

But Rinatik, as I have already, a little kind and delicate, without

The market can’t hit. So he turned to the runner.

by the waitress: "Listen, can I hit the market"?

The waitress makes this a sad face and answers without thinking: "Yes, in

In principle, you can, why not. I’m going to work tomorrow."

That is, if it were not his change tomorrow, he would be ready to get in the market.

("any capricious for your money"), but this is a misfortune - with a finlay

It is inappropriate to serve customers.

The restaurant was placed on the "white list".
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