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 03.09.2017
All this joke about toy dragons and gold gifts reminded me of my ex shortly before the divorce. “I don’t love you anymore, and I’m not a prostitute, so I can’t have sex with you just so, without an incentive,” she replied, “you haven’t given me expensive gifts for a long time. The question "do you not think, what exactly is the expensive gifts to get an incentive to sex and is the psychology of a prostitute?" just led to divorce.
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