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 05.09.2017
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It is time to roll out this system, there are constantly some bugs happening here.

and newis:
New cycle of articles on the hub "How I moved to live and work in the Sirius system"

The Immaculate:
I moved into the Betelgeuse system. Here, interplanetary tanks are not flying on fossil transuranium elements, which pollute the interstellar space and are mined on the planet’s axis of evil, but on cheap free vacuum energy. Thanks to the famous entrepreneur Erion Mentacho, who began to produce the first boats on the new technology.
And the judicial system is not based on an outdated blockchain, but on quantum cryptography. Therefore there is silence and grace. But for every case, each home has 1-2 plasma magans, fortunately, unlike backward systems, we are allowed to carry plasma weapons.

by Schmeel:
I moved into the Betelgeuse system.

by prostofilya:
Not the best choice. He may soon be born.
Just look at what a huge temperature she has!

by Goodkat:
But wages are three times higher than the average in the sector, and the space is almost free, but the betelgeizes are scary, of course.

The gearbox:
>but the betelgeizes are scary, of course.
That’s because Spice is cheap.
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