This story happened at the beginning of the zero, and I was a witness to it. Truth at the time was a very young student, but recently I was reminded of the details and I decided to share it with you.

My relatives had a tiny black-and-white electronics TV in the kitchen.

And there was such a "speciality" of this television, it perfectly captured the neighbor's radio telephone. At the time of the neighbors' conversation on this phone, the picture began to rumble, and instead of the sound, the whole dialogue was clearly heard. We sit there, eat lunch, and watch something on TV. Suddenly, the image disappears, and the usual telephone conversation between the female (G) and male (M) voice begins:

and allo.

M: Hi my dear. What do you do?

Hi, nothing, I’m at home.

M: Then I’ll go to you.

Hihi, why is this?

Apparently playing.

M: Why is it? To get rid of you properly.

You are what! Talk about these things on the phone!

The man at that end, blowing up from his own importance:

This line is not pro-shia-va-et-sya!



In general, we were able to normally have lunch only after half an hour, just when the tears dried up and the stomachs from laughter ceased to hurt.