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 08.09.2017
Forgive me, “neighbors who forgot their keys.” If I don’t know you, I won’t open it to you either, you won’t remember everyone by voice. In the entrance of the tenants of 36 apartments there will probably be someone you know a little better than me - call them. I am a hammock. Yes, if I forget the keys, you may not open them to me either.

and stop. Something in this life I do not understand. I forgot the keys. Allow me to get in, and then what? Sitting on the carpet in front of the door? There are no keys... ah, someone is at home, and the door will be opened? Call the one who is at home. Oh, have you ordered to put a home phone, so that 40 rubles a month for service do not pay? Call your cell phone, let that someone come down and open the entrance door. Which vegetables do you distract with your call? I can have a bowl on the plate standing, I can lie in the bath or sleep at all in the afternoon because I am in the hospital. Your crap is your problem, not mine.
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