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 12.09.2017
Oh, start to understand non-verbal signals and then get a response: What did you think? I just got stuck, that’s obvious! How dare you, I am not! Oh, who are you at all, fucking foolish to think about sex with ME!!11!" A good advice, yes

I don't understand - you get every "non-verbal signal" from the pants right away? You think that the girl "does not mind" - put her hand on her shoulder, cheer on the elbow or something else that brings together, but not intimate yet. It pushes back the hand – everything, it’s real "not that", at least for you. Don’t push back – take your hand or something, and keep watching. Even when it comes to kissing, it’s not the fact that you’ll be given it today. Per there is a hole in it today, for example. Thus e. until you are naked in bed, be ready to stop and postpone sex until the next time, and everything will be normal. And in bed you should not throw on a girlfriend like a ragged rhino - you will banally hurt her, and it will also be rape.
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