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 13.09.2017
I work as a sanitary. Once he got sick, in the right side of the stomach, a severe pain began. I went to the doctors, it turned out, I have cholecystitis (a problem with the gallbladder). The doctor prescribed hundreds of drugs, and demanded to buy everything in an obligatory order, and in a particular pharmacy, where "there are no counterfeits." I bought, spent thousands and eight, and then suffered for a few weeks. One medicine should be drunk an hour before a meal, another - during it, the third after half an hour, the fourth - after the toilet, the fifth before bed, the sixth immediately after waking up, and so on. I just got caught up in those tubes and bubbles, not to mention that they’ve eaten a lot of shell in my budget. By chance, my parents, with whom I live, came to know an old doctor. I, of course, like all patients when seeing a doctor, began to ask her about cholecystitis, how to treat, and so on. Of course, I took all my pills. Seeing it, she only laughed: 90 percent of these mega-drugs turned out to be banal bioadditives, not even drugs. As a fool, I didn’t look at it. However, if I looked at it, I would think: the doctor is more visible. As a result, from the entire battery, I left a couple of tubes of choleretic and No-shpa bubbles in case of exacerbation of the disease... At the next visit to the doctor, I asked her about this situation. That was a long time off, but eventually admitted: well, I have a percentage of it! I have to live, to say. She needs to live, but I don’t.
I decided not to scandal, I, after all, the worker, we are often offended. One more, one less, six months have passed since then. Once I was called to the house - the owners had a crane flowing in the kitchen, afraid to pour the neighbors. I come and see the same doctor. She didn’t recognize me, because hundreds of people passed by. Well, here I got rid of it: instead of replacing the stitch, I demanded urgently to change the knee, the mixer, I wrote her a whole list of slanges, which are there on the side of the stitch and are not needed at all. My aunt, scared, recorded everything carefully. He said to her, You buy the goods, and I will deliver them to you. I came back, changed the pad, installed the mixer, and everything else was left to lie. The aunt, who watched the whole process closely, asks me: why did you not put this and that phone? What is this detail for?
“Yes,” I say, “I asked you to buy it because I have contact in that store, and the percentage is offset to me.
The doctor was upset by such greed, and she was about to open her mouth again, as I say to her: Well, just as you do with patients, so do I... What are the claims?
I don't know if she remembered me at that moment, or what, but silently, as water in her mouth got, only the eyebrows run away.
- Okay, - I say at the end, - give me this barrel, I will buy it at your store price.
The aunt stood up looking for a check, but suddenly returned to the place, sat down - and is silent. Whether she realized her own guilt, or something else, but obviously she was very upset at that moment. I left, and she finally said to me, “Sorry, young man.”
These are things.
Source: https://www.anekdot.ru/release/story/day/2017-09-12/#905927
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