I was proud!! and :)
situation in the store.

Preamble-with my girlfriend I do the repair. at 2 o'clock at night we slept to whiten and paint.the apartment is empty and NOT a rubber ring.The only nearest working establishment-store.I decided to buy condoms and use them as gloves :)))).

I go in with my girlfriend.Night shop one for the entire area - a line of people 20, most young people. She approaches the cashier-please me condoms of the greatest size!!! to
(I am proud of it!!)
The cashier gives...
My girlfriend here is printing one and pulling on her hand! What you need "What you need!and "
(I am proud of it!!)
The taxpayer asks:"How much do you have?and "
Answer:(Look at me)-"Four", a short pause (thinking))-"although not for any case let us 8"
(I immediately got 20 centimeters higher.)
We bought, we went out.They drive with admirably envious eyes.On the street I explain that she was surprised here ;) Rjali all the way home.