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 21.09.2017
From the Women’s Forum:
"He was kept in the hospital. I need a condom, I don’t have it with me. From the injections on the pope, the nurse gave an ampoule of magnesium, advised to dilute it in half with vodka and make compresses. I want salt, a classic.
I call my husband, please bring me condoms, vodka and salty cucumbers to the hospital.
A long pause.
Where are you now, have you forgotten?
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