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 21.09.2017
I go to the hospital for tests.

I ask: - I want to take a test for antibiotic sensitivity.

Laboratory practitioner: Do you have blood or urine?

I: I don’t know, you can tell me what to do.

Is it from blood or urine?

I: - (about myself, "Bla, I fucking like") Well, let’s get out of blood.

This is not done with blood.
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