From the Women’s Forum:
“I was on preservation in the hospital. I need a condom, I don’t have it. From the injections on the pope, the nurse gave an ampoule of magnesium, advised to dilute in half with vodka and make compresses. I want salt, a classic.
I call my husband, please bring me condoms, vodka and salty cucumbers to the hospital.
A long pause.
“Where are you now, have you forgotten?”