"The Redhead robbed a friend and returned to sleep with him"
The police sent to court a case against a red-eyed man who stole his friend. A woman went to the police with a missing 5,000 and a perforator. She spent the night with her relatives, and a friend came to her husband. Returning, traces of penetration into the apartment she did not notice... The husband confirmed that the acquaintance stayed at his house at night, in the morning they left the apartment together, while there was nothing with him...
Police detained a 25-year-old man, he confessed that he waited at night when the owner fell asleep and took the perforator, went out, sold the tool and returned to a friend, searched the closet, found money and quietly slept.

Fugu fish:...Under the cover of the night... with a perforator... went out on the street... looking around, moved to the shadow hidden nearby. With a compressed voice, he asked: "Did you order the Slavic armor?""No, I am interested in the mirror closet. Tsss!" - has shaken in response. - "The goods are with you?" - "And how do you! Let the money go ahead." There was an unclear whispering: "Viennes, do., triss, keturi, tfu, broke up!" - "Okay, I believe you." - "Nuttusks, money count-c love..." For a long time you could still see two broken figures under the rain. Finally, the conspirators began to divide in different directions: one was waiting for a sleeping naive friend, the other was waiting for sweet revenge to the neighbors, long ago he wanted to work as a perforator at 3 a.m.