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 25.09.2017
XXX: in two weeks hanged the announcement of the victory. Today, after the event, someone YYY writes to me "XXX, and why didn’t you say it was a victory?I also wanted to! 11". The curtain.
YYY: Because I wanted, and you didn’t say! You never tell me anything!
I wanted to get married to Robert Pattinson. It’s your fault that he didn’t offer me.
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