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 02.10.2017
Diana Udovichenko
There was a mosquito in the bathroom. Very thin and very hungry. Because we do not sleep in the bathroom, and when we go there, we get rid of the mosquito. He can’t eat for a few days. We can’t hit him either – he sees us and hides behind the curtain. From there, he attacks, misses, and again hides. He does not find a way out when we open the door, he has no time to escape.
The mosquito completely swallowed from exhaustion, and, noticing a man, swallowed bass. I have never heard mosquitoes cry like this.
I even feel sorry for him. How long does the animal not feed? I would have died, or I would feel like a monster.
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