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 12.10.2017
One day in our office, a mouse appeared.



The director said that we are civilized people and we will do what the law requires. That is, we call the deratizers who are at the seashore.



The entire office read the treaty and the ahali, where it was detailed how carefully and humanly it would be caught and then where to go, whether a painless injection, whether to release in the reserve.

In general, a ruble of rubles is worth it all.



Serious people came and put a trap. The mouse was found alive and uninjured.

The next morning, the girl arrived, brought an act of work and a protocol.

Take a trap and a mouse.



I stand with a cup of coffee, I look in the window, I rejoice in the sun, I look through this lady and I observe the picture:

He goes out of the cane, shakes the mouse in a bag, knocks it a couple of times on the asphalt and throws it next to the urn.
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