I work as a master in the repair of all household appliances (washers, plates, refrigerators). I saw everything in 15 years. Let’s start in order. The order came - the washing machine does not melt, the usual problem is not trouble to fix I thought I came to the address, I was met by a nice woman with my husband and showed the front of work, then the washing machine was removed. Discovering the filter of the washing machine, I found a stuck bone from the bustle, in the common people, this was the cause of the malfunction. With a sense of fulfillment of duty, I call the hostess showing the cause of the breakdown. After listening to me, I was complained within 5 minutes about the fact that I was faking it myself. The reason for the outrage I understood by looking closer at the woman, if someone has the first size, then she did not have the size at all and she did not need a bra in principle. During this dialogue, the husband, whispering something about the rubbish, quietly disappeared from the apartment. After our arguments, the woman compared some facts and the rapid evaporation of her husband from the apartment, rushed after him. In the process of collecting tools from the staircase cage, ringing shots and loud beats were heard, it turns out to be an anecdote, the wife was on a business trip, and the husband brought the mistress who decided to wash the bone from the underwear and fell.